Two Balls One Strike is a multinational corporation maintained by either the Chinese government or the Russian military to sow discord among the ranks of the American baseball and fastpitch consumer. Of course, if we actually worked for the Chinese government or Russian Military we wouldn’t tell you.
Or would we?
We employ 45,000 writers in South America as well as few sweatshops in Asia to that produce material for us to disparage. Our hope is that through their low costs wages and the power of the internet combined with your willingness to share ridiculous things we can pay for our hosting fees which run in the tens of tens of dollars per year.
Two Balls One Strike is now hosted in an offshore server in the Cayman Islands so we might fully advantage of our 501c status.
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