About Us

Two Balls One Strike is a multinational corporation maintained by either the Chinese government or the Russian military to sow discord among the ranks of the American baseball and fastpitch consumer. Of course, if we actually worked for the Chinese government or Russian Military we wouldn’t tell you.

Or would we?

We employ 45,000 writers in South America as well as few sweatshops in Asia to that produce material for us to disparage. Our hope is that through their low costs wages and the power of the internet combined with your willingness to share ridiculous things we can pay for our hosting fees which run in the tens of tens of dollars per year.

Two Balls One Strike is now hosted in an offshore server in the Cayman Islands so we might fully advantage of our 501c status.

Frequency Asked Questions

How can I contact Two Balls One Strike?


We likely read every email we get. But we likely don’t respond. Although, we might.

You can also find us on social media (Facebook and Twitter) although we often don’t respond there either.

Can you Submit Ideas or Articles to Two Balls One Strike?

No. Sorry.

What If I have a Comment on an Article?


What If I want to Sue Two Balls and One Strike

Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. Two Balls and One Strike uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Two Balls and One Strike is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Privacy Policy

We don’t sell anyone’s email address to anyone, ever.

But, as is stated when you sign up for our newsletter, we do email you about twice a month. You can remove yourself from that email list by clicking the unsubscribe button in the emails we do send.


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